One of the guys who made the STOP KONY video... →
nedhepburn: This is where all your money went, you gullible bastards. To a car masturbator.
Nice long cry while listening to Les Miserables I save my tear reservoir for the really magical musical moments in my room
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
everyone should just be on it!
What It's Like to Get Attacked by Rush Limbaugh →
theatlantic: Tracie McMillan responds to Limbaugh’s criticism of her new book, The American Way of Eating: “What is it with all of these young single white women, overeducated — doesn’t mean intelligent,” he says, going on to list my professional bona fides with derision. “Who is the authorette? It doesn’t matter.” I have to be honest: “overeducated” is one of the nicer names I’ve been called...